Hormonally Challenged?

At first we celebrated the first time Mobitz lifted his leg to "mark" a vertical surface - a sign to his loving parents that he is a "man's man" (in doggy terms, that is). But when Mobitz decided to lift his leg on our couch, no one was celebrating. The house training has its moments, and as Mobitz's hormones hit an all time high (from lifting his leg, to humping someone else's), things can certainly be tough. I am both eagerly waiting and dreading the day when Mobitz just becomes "Mo", and we remove his bits. I never thought I'd be so overly concerned about the fact that we are removing his "manhood" that I'd even explore the possibility of: Neuticles. If you've never heard of them, they are silicone implants for neutered pets. It just doesn't seem right to remove them, and not replace them with something else!